Two hard men on the luas manage to squeeze out 5 pull-ups between them.
Belly touch
Some peoples boundaries are a little more blurred than other. Some guys belly just rubbing off my arm.
Those foldup chairs...
Some people dont realise those chairs on the luas spring back up if you dont put your weight on them. Well thats what happened this poor sod.
Disministerative grounds...?
Two rotten eggs sitting on the luas one morning and the skinny toothless one says to the one with the forehead like a batch loaf... "wer are ya goin?"...
5 mins later the guy with the batch loaf forehead says "Ti court!"...
Skinny one says "ah no way, wah dhey doin ya for?"
Batch loaf says "robbin"
Skinny one says "bollox to da"
Batch loaf just nods slowly while his eyes roll back into his skull...
Skinny one says "ya no i goh off... your man said dhey had to drop the charges... it was dropped because of disministerative grounds, i think your man said"
This was on a luas full of people going to work... all just silently staring straight ahead thinking am I actually listen to this.
5 mins later the guy with the batch loaf forehead says "Ti court!"...
Skinny one says "ah no way, wah dhey doin ya for?"
Batch loaf says "robbin"
Skinny one says "bollox to da"
Batch loaf just nods slowly while his eyes roll back into his skull...
Skinny one says "ya no i goh off... your man said dhey had to drop the charges... it was dropped because of disministerative grounds, i think your man said"
This was on a luas full of people going to work... all just silently staring straight ahead thinking am I actually listen to this.
Ejected...
BANG!
Kids throwing stones between Fettercairn and Cheeverstown stop...
Morning moan...
A middle aged woman walks into the middle of the carriage and starts giving out.
This is what she says... "Geh'in worse den Dublin bus this bleedin' luas is! Standin der for 20 mins I was, and not one of yas would offer me a seat! Fuckin arseholes the lot of yas!" Then she gets off...
This is what she says... "Geh'in worse den Dublin bus this bleedin' luas is! Standin der for 20 mins I was, and not one of yas would offer me a seat! Fuckin arseholes the lot of yas!" Then she gets off...
CLAIM!
Looking back in time...
It was like looking back in time at one of my ancestors, Homo-Erectus.
Multi-tasker...
Asian guy walks on to the luas whilest texting... finds a seat without looking up from his phone... texts all the way to his stop and then walks off the luas with his face still burned in his phone. Hardcore multi-tasker...
The Magic Buggy
An overweight junkie looking woman taken various objects from different areas on her buggy to put in her hand bag...
She took a bottle of shampoo from behind one of her 2 kids sitting in the buggy.
Two different types of hair brush from behind the hood of the buggy.
A twin pack of Dove deodorant from behind the other child.
From the basket underneath the buggy she pulled out a 5 pack of CurlyWurlys.
A tooth brush.
Some baby wipes and a fecking can of dutch gold!
All launched into the hand bag.
She'd put Mary Poppins to shame!
She took a bottle of shampoo from behind one of her 2 kids sitting in the buggy.
Two different types of hair brush from behind the hood of the buggy.
A twin pack of Dove deodorant from behind the other child.
From the basket underneath the buggy she pulled out a 5 pack of CurlyWurlys.
A tooth brush.
Some baby wipes and a fecking can of dutch gold!
All launched into the hand bag.
She'd put Mary Poppins to shame!
Big Willy' gone to England...
Old woman drinking a can in a massive black fur coat from the Traveller community shouting down the phone...
"I didn't spit at him... I swear to ya! I didn't sure he is gone... Big Willy is gone to England!"
"I didn't spit at him... I swear to ya! I didn't sure he is gone... Big Willy is gone to England!"
Sure what else would you do on the Luas, but have a game of FOOTBALL!
Two little young fellas kicking a football around down the back of the luas!:D
"You're making a show of me...!"
Luas pulls up at the Red Cow... Doors open and I hear some scumbucket on the ground shouting. "You're making a show of me! Get off me!"
Two luas security men were holding a guy on the ground while the police came. God only knows what he'd done... Just another day on the Red Line.
Two luas security men were holding a guy on the ground while the police came. God only knows what he'd done... Just another day on the Red Line.
The Pits...
Some weirdo doing pull ups on the luas in a vest and his jacket on the ground. While the luas is full. The bang of sweat off him...
Weird combination guy...
Weird combination guy on the Luas...
He's a tough looking bloke with a tattoo on his neck... pushing a buggy... wearing a pair of shorts... with a large puffy jacket... he has really skinny legs... and a large upper body. :D
He's a tough looking bloke with a tattoo on his neck... pushing a buggy... wearing a pair of shorts... with a large puffy jacket... he has really skinny legs... and a large upper body. :D
Advice on sweaty feet from a drunk...
He told me... A French doctor told him to stick some tissue paper between his feet... When i asked him to explain... He drifted off and after a few mins woke up and said... "Just a bit now! Just a bit"... And dosed off again...regardless it makes no sense...
The sun brings them out...
Two junkies having a picnic, enjoying the sun and chasing the dragon on the grass verge at near James' hospital...
Blue bag for a blue movie...
Poo stare...
Another day on the Luas...
Just seen a horse and cart blow past the Luas at Fatima...
The cart had 2 lads on it sitting in car seats
The cart had 2 lads on it sitting in car seats
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